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Byron's Jokes to Make you Smile!


1. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish !


2. Where do cows go on Friday night's?

They go to the moo- vies!


3. What does a raincloud wear under her dress?



Bonus. What did the sink say to the toilet?

Wow, you look really flushed!

Ava-Mae’s jokes to make you happy.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park your car, man!


A man was taken to hospital after eating daffodil bulbs.

Doctors say he’s recovering, and he’ll be out in spring!


What do you call a man trapped in a paper bag?



What does the Queen do when she burps?

She issues a royal pardon!


What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can’t tuna fish!


What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A cat-has-a-trophe!


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A ba-boom!


How do you help an injured pig?

Call a hambulance!


What happened when the owl lost her voice?

She didn’t give a hoot!

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