St Mary's Catholic Primary School
Byron's Jokes to Make you Smile!
1. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish !
2. Where do cows go on Friday night's?
They go to the moo- vies!
3. What does a raincloud wear under her dress?
Bonus. What did the sink say to the toilet?
Wow, you look really flushed!
Ava-Mae’s jokes to make you happy.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
A man was taken to hospital after eating daffodil bulbs.
Doctors say he’s recovering, and he’ll be out in spring!
What do you call a man trapped in a paper bag?
What does the Queen do when she burps?
She issues a royal pardon!
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish!
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How do you help an injured pig?
Call a hambulance!
What happened when the owl lost her voice?
She didn’t give a hoot!